June 2012
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Why I hate my friends
MONDAY
Me: How's it going?
Friend: Good, just doing yard work.
Me: You do yard work??
...
THURSDAY
Friend: Yeah, I occasionally do yard work. How are you?
May 31st
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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
May 30th
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when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said your status will be like going to a concert with friends!!!!!111 and said adult will be like hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
May 28th
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sluttbutt: tbh if i start to annoy you, you need to tell me ok because i won’t catch onto the hints
May 28th
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country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”
May 24th
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