I don’t know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time.– Ned Vizzini
ingloriousfreak: onelifelefttolivetoforgive: These are not chips. They are crisps. These are chips. That is all.
artists-and-criminals asked: Alright, favorite gift from the holidays, and what are your favorite tv shows, if you have any?
Thanks to Arctic Monkeys I never see the word “brainstorm” at first but always see “brianstorm”.
paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
can you just stop being a dumbfuck,
hateisnotastrongword: and love me again. It’s not getting better? Maybe it just won’t…
That Awkward Moment →
chelseastellar: That awkward moment when you realized you texted the wrong person Make GIFs on gifyo!
perpetualdreamstate: You fucked up big time! And the best part is, you dont even know it. But when you finally mature and look back on all the shit you’re doing now, you’re going to see how much of a asshole you are. Some people never mature though.
The best part of having a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down...– Tegan Quin (via katelizabeth)
And my thoughts got rude as I stalked and viewed every last of your profile pics– Jamie Facecook (via arcticmonkeysus)
This explains far too much about who I am as a...